Ian "Dart Guy" Connelly Ian's first scoot was a silver 1980 Vespa P200, which he still owns. He recently added to the collection a blue 1981 Jet200, and a two-tone 1974 150 Super. Also the proud owner of a 1966 Dodge Dart GT, Ian always cruises in style. He is also renowned for being able to eat his weight in crab dip. Ian is currently writing the Great American Novel.
	Karyn "Hold the Mayo" Pascoe Kowgirl Karyn Pascoe sure knows how to rope 'em!! She's keeps them doggies rollin' on a white (NO! Not WHITE!!) P200. Karyn's always roaming the prairies for other skooter chix who would round out the XX contingent of our klub.
	Adam "Ziwu" Connelly Adam rides a white, 1974 Rally 200, a red Lambretta GP200, and the newest addition, a hotrod yellow 1958 Vespa VB1 150. When not scootering, Adam also enjoys turning a wrench on his 1963 Chevy Nova SS.
	Aaron M. "Goatlord" Gowatch Aaron is the chief Scooter Hordeist of our little club, and the guy with the biggest, uh... garage! He's also our host, and all around Web god. Aaron currently owns a kitted silver Vespa PX150 (The Moderate P), a shiny black TS1 Lambretta, as well as two (2!) Honda RS125 GP race bikes, a Yamaha RD400, and a Honda CBR600F2 (The GOOF). With his recent acquisition of a brand new Ford Ranger XLT, he's in direct competition with Sasha for the "Owner of Most Vehicles" title.
	Sasha "Lars" Pave Sasha Pave is notorious for having every potential mode of transport on hand at all times ("Let's take the schoolbus!  Naw, forget it.  We'll take the Ferrari."), but mostly he chooses to ride around on his Rally 200 (The Cream Dream).
	Bjorn "Magnum 440" Pave Bjorn Pave, brother of Sasha, is the proud owner of a mod 1976 Rally 200 (Flo), as well as an unapologetic monster truck driver, and member of Aaron's pit crew.
	Joe "Papa Munsie" Munsinger After the effort to start his own Navy collapsed, Joe humbled himself by joining our little Klub. Having attained the title of Admiral, he is known for marshalling some of our junior members thru the grueling "Joe's Scooter Boot Camp".
	Mason "The Saint" St.Peter Mason is our patron saint, and occasionally makes appearances when greasy exhausts and worn-out bearings are placed on the altar we have devoted to him in Aaron's garage. Fully-Poseable Mason Action Figures come equipped with a mean Polini 213 Super Sprint that can go 70MPH without so much as coughing. (Glovebox altar-pieces in Mason's likeness will be available soon!)
	Jason "OI there!" Koxvold Jason is our only international member, currently making a home in Edinburgh, Scotland. When he's not there, he's otherwise making a home on Sasha and Ian's couch... The proud owner of a V50 (that's a Velocifero), and an Aprilia RS250, Jason regularly brings us all to tears with his Scottish Scooter Mechanic impersonation.
	Hugh "Chuckles" O'Connor Hugh has had a torrid and unrequited love affair with Vespa scooters ever since High School. As a teenager, he worked at Scooter Shop in L.A., and has therefore been nominated Senior Mechanic of the Klub.
	Ji "Where are you?" Kim Last we heard, Ji Kim is still alive. Universally lauded for having the best hair in the Klub, Ji is currently collecting oversized beltbuckles to fully round out his scootering wardrobe. He rides a 1968 Vespa Rally 180.
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